p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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