I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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