Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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