3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
