Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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