good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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