Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
