I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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