Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Drunk is not a location!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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