roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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