dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
dude. I can hear the air.
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