You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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