Me too!
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Randomize
