rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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