ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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