Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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