You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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