I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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