I have demons in me.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
