Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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