sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
it was like eating out sand paper
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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