running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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