Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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