Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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