Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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