Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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