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(206): View more from Washington

he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone

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(813): View more from Florida

The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"

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(805): View more from California

He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.

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(+61): View more from Australia

He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply

(1-414): View more from Wisconsin

I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum

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(908): View more from New Jersey

It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.

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