Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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