eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
