I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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