well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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