My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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