it wasn't lemon gatorade
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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