I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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