So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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