I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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