This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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