i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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