walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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