it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
