remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
