I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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