My sheets look like a crime scene.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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