belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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