I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize