I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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