so explain again why im purple
no
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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