I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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