let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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