elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
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