fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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